Perfectionism Is A Rat Bastard

Perfectionism Is A Rat Bastard

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Ah, perfectionism – you rat-bastard.

You are the behind the scenes ruin-er of every event.
You are the “I told you so” inside every mistake.
You are the cause of so much grief.

Perfection, like a 22 inch waist, a man who asks for directions, and delicious vegan cheese – is impossible. It is a myth, and an illusion.

Perfectionism starts in childhood.
The dolls lined up perfectly on the shelf, school papers stacked in neat piles, worn thin by rigorous erasing. I should know.

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Perfectionism stifles creativity.
They cannot co-exist; creativity is messy, I don’t care what anyone says. When you’re in the flow, you can just throw perfect punctuation to the wind.

Have you ever seen a painter’s studio when they are creating? It is a catastrophe! There is shit everywhere – Empty coffee cups, brushes and tubes of paint in heaps, even some paint on the ceiling (?).

Perfectionism would never be caught dead in the swirling vortex of creativity – it might mess up its perfect hair!

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When you take perfectionism to the office; yeah, good luck with that.
It is the bully in the room, taunting you with thoughts of inferiority, assuring you that you’re not good enough.
Work harder, be better, PROVE YOUR WORTH, it sneers.

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Perfectionism sabotages joy.
It’s a punk. It steals its lunch money and gives it a wedgie. Perfectionism hangs out with those two thugs, anxiety and stress.
It is my belief that perfectionism is complicit in every nervous breakdown. Most especially, the ones during the holidays.

I can speak to this with authority.

I am a retired perfectionist.
It started to wane when I got married again. Perfectionism doesn’t compromise, and compromise and relationships arelikethis.

The exact time of death of my perfectionism occurred when we decided to live in our house during a remodel. Any last vestiges that remained, flew the coop, (along with the tiny bit of modesty I possessed.)
There is so much chaos, dirt and destruction; I can remember wiping 4-5 inches of plaster and drywall dust off random surfaces in order to sit and drink the coffee we made in the bathroom. The refrigerator was in the dining room and we were sleeping in the garage.

It got so bad I actually started to throw trash (gum wrappers, receipts) on the floor, fuck it, what’s the use, it’s a disaster, I’d tell myself. The upside was that I’d never in my life felt so FREE – so I ran with it, and I haven’t looked back!

Living in a construction zone is like aversion therapy for perfectionists.

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It’s time to join me and retire from perfectionism. Take off the twenty ton shield and fly.

Maybe you want to talk about how you kicked perfectionism’s ass, or how you’re still struggling? Either way, I’d love to hear about it in the comments below. Don’t be shy.

Xox


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2 Comments
  • dominator says:

    What a perverted and pedantic waste of precious time and to paraphrase one of Les McCann greatest hit: Perfectionism!? “Compare to what?”
    (That’s a lot of P’s in one sentence.)
    If you don’t care what other people think of you, you have just retired perfektionism.
    (Even “spell-check” is a perfectionist… yet not perfect).

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